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cuppkins:

slutrockerbitch:

romantiqueer:

balalaikaboss:

LOOK
I DID A THING
I MADE THESE

All of the tiny bernese mountain dogs.

OMG the sweet, proud mama with SO MANY CUTE BABIES

Their COLLARS.

misumipyon:

maybe this year ill find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]


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if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me

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bestjugs:

whenever i’m sad i just remember that time i was unpacking all of my clothing and did not realize my dog was on my bed

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the only thing i can turn on is my computer

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lushclub:

my babies 

dirtbaq:

Is This A Text Post Or A Panic At The Disco Song

(Source: kjfvwkehlckqjwdkwqekudhwqhdlq)


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  • Uterus: That new underwear looks nice.
  • Uterus: It'd be a shame if something...
  • Uterus: ...happened to it.


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    i don’t wanna be a porn star i wanna be a porn galaxy


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    fenneqin:

    (hushed whisper) I hear her milkshake only brings like 2 to 3 boys to the yard on a GOOD day


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    celskier:

MY FUCKING MOTEHR WAS MAKIGN A POST ABOUT OBAMA AND SHE ACCIDENTLY HIT THE COPYO AND PASTE THING ON THE IPHONE AND SHE PASTED A RECIPE
I’ C AN’T FUCKING BREATHE

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    My name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

    melborp niks dna tnemtioppasid

    (Source: shalrath)


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    aloei:

    lokisgloriouspenis:

    okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

    female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

    so in conclusion

    if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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    my dad has 4 daughters

    (Source: leethepace)


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onlyifthereislollies:

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